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They sometimes hum- but rarely do they buck.

Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

When you grow up son, you will find a woman and love her with all your heart and all your soul. Then oneday a man will come along and love your woman 1000 times better that you EVER could- they call that man a guitar player.

May recently proved that we are all stoopider than him by earning his PHD in Astrophysics. Hats off to Dr.May!